Monkey-Programmer-Boy: Trapped on planet Lotusscript
"Tramps like us, baby we were born to code".
There's some good stuff in developer works, like this:
"Recommended Reading List: Websphere Application Server"
I am going to download it all to the Dell pocket pc alongside all the Redbooks. I now estimate I will be dead before I finish it all. My grandson will finish it posthumously for me in 2086.
I have just returned from my son Eddie's school xmas panto. He bellowed out his number like a short Howard Keel; splendid as ever. Whilst waiting for the Nedmeister's stellar performance, I killed time by reading the rather informative "IBM Websphere Portal Handbook V5" on the Dell Pocket PC.
I couldn't help but notice the following sentence:
"At the core of the challenges currently being faced by Web developers is the integration of desperate user content into a seamless Web application and well designed user interface."
How very true.
In the Dodge City that is corporate IT, who are we? Are we the handsome, young Clint Eastwood in a Fist Full Of Dollars; chewing on a cheroot; hand twitching nervously over our Smith & Websphere revolver?
Are we stuck in "Every Which Way But Loose" next to a big Orangutan that farts and thumps people? Beats me. But I think we all know; that down in the saloon; Doc.net Holiday has a royal flush; he's drinking bourbon and he's just finished his crisps.