Thursday, March 22, 2007

As the sun sets ...

On the eve of independence for the colony of South Yemen, the last British governor hosted a dinner party attended by Denis Healey, then the minister for defense. Over the final sundown cocktail, as the flag was about to be lowered over the capital of Aden, the governor turned to Healey and said, "You know, Minister, I believe that in the long view of history, the British Empire will be remembered only for two things." What, Healey was interested to know, were these imperishable aspects? "The game of association football and the expression 'fuck off.' "

Saturday, March 17, 2007

What does this Amazon order say about me I wonder?


Your order #202-9382455-0153415 (received 10-March-2007)
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Ordered Title Price Dispatched Subtotal
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Amazon.co.uk items (Sold by Amazon EU S.a.r.L.):

1 The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying £10.99 1 £10.99

1 Dusty Spingfield in Memphis £18.99 1 £18.99

Shipped via Royal Mail (estimated arrival date: 20-March-2007).

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Subtotal: £27.15
Delivery Charge: £0.00
Total tax: £2.83
Total: £29.98

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