My Business Card
Since Bill has outed me in a comment I guess it is time to go public with my business card.
This was done when I left my last permie job in 1997. It was done on the card printing machine at Bond Street tube station, it was going to say w@nker but then I hit the large ports and had a touch of "inspiration". I gave to everyone at my leaving do, with a wink and a "please keep in touch".
BA=Bachelor of Arts
MCNE=Master Novell Certified Engineer (hah hahahha ahhhaa)
CLP=Certified Lotus Professional
NUFC=Newcastle United Football club