Thinking man's violin
Fromt the Simpsons
Krusty: My little girl's sharp as a tack. I tried the "got your nose" bit on her, didn't fool her or a second!
Homer: My uncle still has my nose.
Krusty: Now look, Sophie, I know you think your daddy's perfect...
Sophie: No, I don't.
Krusty:...but I did a bad thing. I lost your violin in a poker game.
Sophie: You what?!
Krusty: But, don't worry! I got you an even better one!
Sophie: This is a ukulele.
Krusty: Yeah, the thinking man's violin!