Yes Gandalf, mines a Uley Old Spot and a bag of dry roasted peanuts.

I have had a right crap day today. Not just a regular, run on the mill rubbish day but a right old twenty four carat mare.

Everything that went wrong, went wrong. Disk crashes, lost files; huge, massed marching bands of end users, new demanding client wanting love and attention - the whole shebang.

As bad days went it was a bit like that day Theoden had in the Lord of the Rings. One minute you were gently dribbling in your chair and then suddenly you were in Helms Deep with everyone shouting at you and 10,000 bad tempered Orcs outside.

Yes Gandalf, mines a Uley Old Spot and a bag of dry roasted peanuts, if you don't mind mate.