Quick Robin! To the Chutney Mobile.

I, as you know, am a 21st century uber consultant. A true Captain of industry who keeps the wheels of commerce turning; a shaft gold where all else is dark; a rider on the edge of dawn who takes no prisoners and asks no quarter.

All the more surprising then, that as I sped towards Gotham city this morning, Mrs Spug should call and ask:

"Have you zipped your flies up?"

I hadn't of course.

Quick Robin! to the chutney mobile.

SHAAAZAM!