Gay Wedding
Although Mrs Spug and I have been together for twenty years and have three kids, we are not actually married.
This makes me sort of available and as today is the day when Gay Marriages have become legal in the UK I decided to "pop the question" to couple of my mates to see if any of them would make an honest man of me.
Here's what I asked
"Being the law has changed today I just thought I would pop the question. We are both single and have a lot in commmon. I am not sure about the sex thing but I would be happy for you to see other people"
Sadly no one was up for it:
Spiney Norman said:
"You of all people should know I have commitment issues"
and Rubbery Chaploe said:
Send me a picture of you with your willy tucked between your legs and I'll give it some consideration
Well - at least I tried.
2 Comments:
this is absolutely the best post of the year. you freakin win sir.
i'm going to nominate you in fact, as soon as i pull my winkie out from between my legs. (don't hold your breath, this is rather fun).
So you can either ...
Pull your willie between your legs and look like a lady
or
Pull you willy up and be the last turkey in the shop.
;-)
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