A Text Message conversation - somewhere in England

Following a visit to the outlet village in a certain town in Wiltshire:

Spug: Mmmmmmm the outlet village, who needs Acapulco?

Rubbery: You slagging off my town?

Spug: Aaaahh the gondolas ....

Rubbery: I'll have you know it is second to none for ten pin bowling and has excellent access to places that are somewhere else.


Can't argue with that.