Portal Exam Fever threatens our way of life

Passed the IBM WebSphere Portal V5.0, Deployment and Administration exam today. Got to say the Certfx exams are really rather good. Time for a Spuggy Software certification roll call.

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Sun Certified Java Programmer 1.0 (1997! boy was I keen).
Sun Certified Java Developer 2.0.
Sun Certified Java Programmer 1.4.
Sun Web Component Developer.
Ukulele Grade IV.
IBM Certified Database Associate – DB2 Universal Database V8.1 Family.
IBM Certified Associate Developer - WebSphere Studio, V5.0
Waving on Motorway bridges Certificate
IBM Certified Advanced Application Developer Lotus Notes Domino Version 6.
Sunday Times - reading the paper on the karsi champion 1999
IBM Certified System Administrator - IBM WebSphere Portal V5.0.
Watching Paint Wet for Windows - Advanced Admin and Chutney.
Cycling Proficiency Test 1975.
Botany O-Level 'D'
Bachelor of Arts with Honours.
Airfix Modelers Club Advanced Hawker Hurricane small pilot painting award.
Singing loudly in the car finalist 2001

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