SUZI QUATTRO

Mrs Spuggy said she was going to get herself a pair of Converse Allstars. I happened to mention that I would like some too. She said this would not be a good idea, because when I put them on I would look like "Suzi Quattro's boyfriend".

I havn't been so insulted since our old childminder asked if i'd "had a kebab" ... when I hadn't.