UKULELE: A purchase. Start as you mean to go on.

Well, I've been shopping. Down in the west end today with my mate Spiney Norman; wouldn't you know it i've gone an bought me a new ukulele. I mashed up the bridge on my old cheapy one - whilst doing a Pete Townsend windmill guitar finish - so I felt I ought to push the boat out and get a posh one.

The picture to the right shows the new "uke" next to a standard dreadnought guitar. Better still, next the "uke" is the free "gig bag" that came with it. It has straps on the back so you can wear it like a ruck sack. When I put it on I look like ... well.. like a twat I suppose.

Make your ukulele bleed Bjorn!